Fun Divorce Ceremony
Christians: Was the vicar OUT OF ORDER?? *EASY TEN POINTS*?
Last week my pet spider Rictabort sadly passed away (may peace be upon his resting soul) due to a fatal bran-flake choking accident.
I loved my spider veryyyyyyy much, more than you could imagine, he was all I had left after my messy divorce (literally with all the bodily fluids spewing out)
To celebrate his life and to remember him I decided to hold a service for Rictabort. I invited my vicar, Father Graham, to attend this holy yet fun (what Rictabort would have wanted) ceremony. Instead of turning up, he held his annual special prayer day ON THE SAME DAY!!! HE DID IT SO NO ONE WOULD TURN UP TO RICTABORT'S REMEMERANCE!!!!!!! I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!
WAS HE OUT OF ORDER?????????
WHAT SHALL I DO???
I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!!!
What do you expect from the Church of England!
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Mariah & Nick...Still Going Strong (2010)
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